The descriptions are well worth reading. From the Family Skeleton Electric Blanket one above:

To go to sleep with the firm belief that the family skeleton is securely locked in the closet; to awaken suddenly and behold the aforesaid party floating over your bed with fire in his eyes--well, how would YOU enjoy (?) such an experience? No wonder the bed gets rather "warm" and the candidate loses all desire for sleep.

To the guilty candidate it is a "shocking" reminder of wild oats sown in younger days, but to the unsophisticated it is a warning which he is sure to heed.

And the pictures... so crazy.

Ha ha! Check this one out: Ferris Wheel Coaster Goat.

I like how the guy who is pushing the wheel is in prison clothes and the silly placement of the word "Bang!"

$58 for a goat, including cartridge firing attachment under body, goat blat and 50 blank cartridges ain't a bad deal.