None of the ears fit with no hair.

They must be trying to discourage having no hair. People with no hair are inferior.

People with hair are just to lazy to have no hair.

There also isn't any mullet.

I made one that looks like me, but then I realized I had used almost all girl features, which made me sad.

You have to edit width toward the minus or plus side to get the ears to fit.

My person ended up looking nothing like me actually, though the features were all the same.