I can't think of a better or more creepy way to advertise paper towels.

Wow. That was pretty creepy.

Wow! Who on their marketing team thought that was erotic. Gives me the heebie jeebies. I guess this appeals to some extremely sheltered house wives, or very horny gay men.

I wonder what's in that cake he baked.

I think it's suppose to be a joke.

Well, I don't know about you, but I find paper towels to be very sexy.

OH BRAWNY MAN COME SOAK UP MY WET PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this the backwoods version of "The Continental"?

LOL

mmm...paper towels

I think the Brawny man just tried to hump my leg.