The order page does work. I got it to go all the way to the "Pay via PayPal" section (at which point I stopped, as I cannot afford a Banana Protector at this time).
Well, dildos have some elasticity to them, unlike vibrators, which are typically made of plastic, and hence, wouldn't fit inside a Banana Guard. I'm holding a seminar about this at the Four Points Sheraton in Walla Walla, feel free to sign up.
Now the question is: will the FDA approve them?
Thank god, now i can rest knowing my banana is safe.
I can't decide between Mellow Yellow or Ravishing Red.
It's got to be Outrageously Orange, surely?
Well. . . That's my 3rd choice.
I'm sure you all realized this, but it's a fake site.
The fact that the order page doesn't work should be the first clue.
NOOOO!!!! All my dreams are ruined!!!
The order page does work. I got it to go all the way to the "Pay via PayPal" section (at which point I stopped, as I cannot afford a Banana Protector at this time).
Who said you had to put a banana inside of it?
Not all bananas are the same shape and size.
the order page works for me as well... although I'm not in the market for a banana protector.
But I'll be the first to say what we're all thinking: These things look like dildos.
So they could be used for dildo storage as well.
What the hell kind of dildos are you using?
They aren't big enough for my banana. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Well, dildos have some elasticity to them, unlike vibrators, which are typically made of plastic, and hence, wouldn't fit inside a Banana Guard. I'm holding a seminar about this at the Four Points Sheraton in Walla Walla, feel free to sign up.