I cant take the KKK seriously when an honorable title amongst the higher ranking folk is "Exalted Cyclops."
If I remember right, they have Grand Wizards and stuff, too.

Also, Triforce

Goddammit!
First they take all my black friends, now they're trying to ruin Zelda for me too.

There's a website out there somewhere that has a big write up on how Zelda is actually aryan propaganda.

I killed an exalted cyclops in Zelda once.

You didn't get to the grand wizard? Noob.

Well to be fair, there's also a website out there where somebody tries to explain how Mario is communist propaganda. Sony sympathizers...

Don't forget about the Smurf Conspiracy where they determine that they, too, are Communists.

Fraggle Rock was communism too.

Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes) has ADHD and aspergers.

Whatever.

Star Trek is communism, and Gilligan's Island is Hell.