Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Ass.

Where's the Ass?

I like :-)

I find Ass enhances just about everything.

I dunno... I was really partial to:

"And All Because The Lady Loves Snatch."

And damn straight if this one isn't true!

"You Deserve A Snatch Today."

Okay, after seeing this one:

"It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Ass."

I'll concede your point.

Then I rest my ass.

Melts In Your Children's Genitals, Not In Your Hand.

Use Jesus if your not afraid of going to hell. "Ho, Ho, Ho, Green Jesus."

Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Jesus.

Love it.
Anal Sex Not Included.

Can You Tell Your Penis From Butter?

I Saw Inflatable Hookers and I Thought of You.

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Crack from the Oven.

I've decided to keep all my slogans in one place. Observe:

Men Can't Help Acting On Testicals.

Daddy or Flying Monkey?

Tonight, Let It Be George Bush.

Your Penis Tested, Mother Approved.

Have You Forgotten How Good Babies Taste?

Washing Machines Live Longer With Dead Babies.

Live in Your Ass, Play in Ours.

Because Anal Sex is Complicated Enough.

Kills All Known Hookers - Dead.

What Can Inflatable Penises Do For You?

Don't Be Vague. Ask for Gay Sex.

Stop. Go. Choke On A Duck.

Tough on Dirt, Gentle on N*ggers.

Alright, here comes my second set:

Gonna Be a While? Grab an Ass.

This one isn't particularly funny, but it made me go "what the fuck?":
Yo Quiero Ass.

Absolut Shit.

Devon Knows How They Make Your Penis So Creamy.

Dead Babies - The Appetizer!

3-in-1 Protection for your Ass.

We Don't Make Hookers. We Make Hookers Better.

Only Jesus Can Prevent Forest Fires.

Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Your Mom.

Anal Sex Keeps Going and Going.