I fear for this nation's parents.

d00d, th4t s1t3 t0t4lly PWNed!!!!!!!!!111
m1cr0soft iz tha sh1z, b1oTch!111

I don't know what ... Barfly?... Barley?... said, but I only have this to say:

Dude, that site totally owns!!
Microsoft is the shit, bitch!

Thank you!

;)

PWNED!

Powned!

There is no discussion of "ALL YOUR BASE." This is an incomplete guide.

this guide isn't not only incomplete, but incorrect as well, I've never met anyone who said pron instead of pr0n, and it's roxorz for fekkin sake. They've also left out basic terms like pwned.

""pwn": A typo-deliberate version of own, a slang term that means to dominate. This could also be spelled "0\/\/n3d" or "pwn3d," among other variations. Online video game bullies or "griefers" often use this term."

nope, pwned is there.

edit: PWNED*

the correct spelling PWNED is not there

thr33 + 3 r teh s4m u /\/\0|20|\|1{ n00b

Though I don't get why they say that "pwn" is in the same boat as warez and pron.

I like how one of their examples is "f0|\|371(". Because we all know these kids use the word phonetic in everyday CS conversations.

shut yo mouth before i go phonetic on yo ass.

4|-||-|4|-|4 j00 4|2 411 \/\/34|<1I/\/65! |*|-|33|2 |)4\/3 73|-| |*|-|0/\/37I(!!!!1

...yeaaah. I think I quoted that from my Halo 2 addicted friend.

I must be some alien or something because I type with actual spelling and grammar!

No, the aliens are the weirdos who go all crazy-style in the typing.

YUOR TOTALY PWNED!!!!!!!!!111111111111

Well, Planettroy, you aren't alien. Though after seeing (and bookmarking :D) your site, I'm convinced you aren't human.

I only just learned what w00t means. Thank you microsoft.