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Oct 28th, 2009


The Knock-Off

Jack off to scrambled porn while only wearing a backwards robe.


Oct 29th, 2009


I wonder how well the Sham-Wow mops up cum.


Oct 30th, 2009


Poorly, to my chagrin.


Oct 30th, 2009


It's better at mopping up the blood from when the hooker tries to bite your tongue off


Nov 3rd, 2009


If that's the case, you can just slap your troubles away!


Nov 3rd, 2009


Bitch ain't got yo money?

There's a slapp for that.


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