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Oct 28th, 2009

The Knock-Off

Jack off to scrambled porn while only wearing a backwards robe.

Oct 29th, 2009

I wonder how well the Sham-Wow mops up cum.

Oct 30th, 2009

Poorly, to my chagrin.

Oct 30th, 2009

It's better at mopping up the blood from when the hooker tries to bite your tongue off

Nov 3rd, 2009

If that's the case, you can just slap your troubles away!

Nov 3rd, 2009

Bitch ain't got yo money?

There's a slapp for that.

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