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Apr 21st, 2009


First words of my first conversation:

Stranger: hello
You: Heya
Stranger: i hate niggers.

3 messages flat. Beat that.


Apr 21st, 2009


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: go to hell and die
You have disconnected.


Apr 22nd, 2009


i like starting off my conversations with "have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal savior?"


Apr 22nd, 2009


The first conversation I had didn't begin with trolling, but when I mentioned that to the other person, he went "huh?" then disconnected.


Apr 22nd, 2009


Wierd...thats all i got.


Apr 23rd, 2009


i got:
"the internet is full of stupids"
"maybe we should kill them all"

i didn't really know what to say to that


Apr 23rd, 2009


I keep being asked if I'm a female. Occasionally followed by a remark as to the size of the strangers penis.

They don't even wait to see if I'm a girl before they start trying to talk dirty to me.


Apr 23rd, 2009


This would be awesome if they gave each person a random avatar and username, but didn't show you what yours were.


Apr 23rd, 2009


so... padawan. are you a girl?

because i got a huuuuuge *post edited due to indecency*


Apr 23rd, 2009


I'm not actually.

And my schwartz is bigger than yours.


Apr 23rd, 2009


You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats your name?
Stranger: hugh
Stranger: hugh jass
You: clever.

You have disconnected.


Apr 23rd, 2009


You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats your name?
Stranger: hugh
Stranger: hugh jass
You: clever.

You have disconnected.


Apr 23rd, 2009


jBot, one message beats three!:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: TheSmizz.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Apr 23rd, 2009


I was aiming for messages until racial/anti-semetic statements, but glad to see advertisers have found this as a viable medium


Apr 24th, 2009


You: hi
Stranger: We're no strangers to love.
You: aint that the truth
Stranger: You know the rules, and so do I.
You: rule 1 you do not talk about bologna
Stranger: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
You: rule 2 you DO NOT talk about bologna
Stranger: You wouldn't get this from any other... Oh Fight club!
You: full commitement?
Stranger: Only in fight club, they tell you not to talk about fight vlub
Stranger: club*
You: as in the love between two individuals which binds us through the heavens and earths?
Stranger: No, Rick Astley.
Stranger: Did you read Fight Club or did you see the film?
You: both
Stranger: Me too
You: fantastic piece of male literature
Stranger: yeah, but I'm a girl
Stranger: I wrote a paper on them, cmparing the movie and the book
You: i think its imprortant for all young men to read it and just take a moment to think about our place in the world and where we see ourselves going
Stranger: comparing*
You: youre a girl? uh oh! now i gotta talk about my dong and harass you with sexually explicit messages
Stranger: Yes, please do.
You: mmmmm...i got a hot dog cock baby, be my bun!
You: you got extra relish for daddy?
Stranger: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE


Apr 24th, 2009


Are people really this stupid:

You: whats up
Stranger: not bad
You: haha that's not exactly what I asked you, but I'm glad you're not bad.
Stranger: so what did u ask?
You: i asked what's up
Stranger: yeah and i said not bad
You: I didn't ask how you were, I asked what's up.
Stranger and i told you. Not. Bad.
You have disconnected.


Apr 24th, 2009



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: man
Stranger: i love soya sauce on my noodle
You: did you ever like
You: smoke a bowl of weed that was bigger than the sun
You: what if u did
Stranger: holy shit yeah
Stranger: well not literally
You: that would be hella crazy
Stranger: indeed it would
You: as big as the whole sun? really?
Stranger: not literally
You: where would you even get that much... i mean... wow.
Stranger: i don't think that much weed can physically exist on earth
You: how would you know
You: what if they took all the weed that was ever smoked and like brought it back into existence
You: it would be pretty big, do you agree
Stranger: if anything on earth had as much mass as the sun, the earth would be pulled into its orbit
You: but if you smoked it it would taste and smell like ass
You: but it's on the earth
Stranger: orbit depends on the object with the greatest mass
You: what if they made a sequel to katamari damacy where you only rolled up... WEED?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Apr 24th, 2009


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: moo
You: I love beef.
Stranger: mooooo
Stranger: mooooooooooooo
You: i looove beef.
Stranger: milk me!
You have disconnected.


Apr 24th, 2009


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey there.
Stranger: im a 14 year old nigger, want to [bone] me?
You: Not particularly.
Stranger: ill chop my penis off
You: Pretty sure that would be statutory rape.
You: No, you shouldn't do that.
Stranger: plz
You: I hear it's painful.
Stranger: want to [bone]?
You: No, not really.
Stranger: y
Stranger: racist
Stranger: u hate niggers?
You: No more than I hate anyone else, I guess.
You: I mean, it depends.
Stranger: then [bone] me
Stranger: damn it
You: No, that has nothing to do with me hating you or not.
Stranger: [bone] u
Stranger: racist
You: I already said no thank you.
You: But I appreciate the offer nonetheless.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Apr 24th, 2009


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you gay?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Apr 25th, 2009


You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: when I touch my scrotum it bleeds
Stranger: what if I touched it?
You: I NEED AN ADULT!


Apr 30th, 2009


hey fellow in4madors! post these chats to mobozo.com - they already have a pretty nice, funny collection


Apr 30th, 2009


In4madors? You're not even trying. You couldn't throw in4madorians out of your hat, or even get creative and try in4madorks?


May 1st, 2009


i prefer in4madelorians


May 1st, 2009


Informadurandurans?


May 1st, 2009


I always just considered us the well in4med.


May 3rd, 2009


I just found another site like omegle, but i think this one is cooler. Check it out: www.iddin.com . It also has photo sharing and it promises to add video and location sharing too. It is very interesting.


May 4th, 2009



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: SUP?
You: WHATS UP WHATS UP?
Stranger: NOTHING MUTCH????
You: COOL???
Stranger: asl?
You: 45/M/TX
You: YOU???
Stranger: 45/F/TX!
You: OMG PERFECT.
Stranger: am I ur wife?
!!?!?!?!?!?
Stranger: Who knowz
You: MAYBE MY EX WIFE.
You: UH OH
Stranger: ....robert?
You: ....JENNY?
Stranger: :o!!!!
Stranger: I LOVE YOU!
You: I LOVE YOU TOO BABY. I'M SORRY FOR LEAVING.
Stranger: No it's my fault
Stranger: i shouldn't have been such a fatty
You: Yeah, you should've laid off the Twinkies, but I love you nonetheless.
You: I sorry I fucked your sister.
Stranger: ......you fucked my sister?
You: ....uhm.
Stranger: ........
You: She's your half-sister, it doesn't really count, right?
Stranger: ........
Stranger: I mean she is sorta hot....
Stranger: sure
You: Okay then.
You: I mean, I know you boned the landlord a few times, but I never said anything.
Stranger: I've given her a few shuffles
Stranger: yeah I gave him some dry handies
You: Well who hasn't, your sister is a damn whore!
Stranger: she licks a mean cunt though
You: I'm sure. Still burns when I pee though.
Stranger: that whore
You: So how are the kids?
Stranger: ....they
Stranger: are dead
You: Did the zombies get them????
Stranger: ...this isn't time for jokes
Stranger: they died in a plane crash on the way to see U2 and Sting's world tour in brazil
You: Oh my god.
Stranger: good thing I took the greyhound
Stranger: fuck flying
You: You were always so smart.
Stranger: I had that feeling
Stranger: I thought "If someone's gonna die...at least let it not be me. Take them instead"
You: Let's be honest...
You: ...they were why our relationship was falling apart...
Stranger: yeah....
You: ...I think it's for the best..
Stranger: I mean I didn'tr really care for them
Stranger: I thought you did though
Stranger: wgew
Stranger: whew*
You: Shit! I didn't even think they were mine!
Stranger: They probably aren't
You: They're my dad's, I bet....
Stranger: ehhh
You: He's a friendly drunk.
Stranger: he only came on my face
You: Oh, good.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: that'd be weird
Stranger: heyyy
Stranger: maybe it was Sting!
Stranger: I fucked him in his tour van about 17 yearss ago
Stranger: let him nut in my puss
You: Shit! We could've made bank off of those fuckers!
You: WHY DID YOU LET THEM DIE?!?!
You: Oh god!
You: I loved them so much!
Stranger: oh fuck...I totally didn't even think of that
Stranger: MY BABIES!!!
You: I can see their fiery corpses now....Oh god...
Stranger: MY MONEY!!!
You: ...so much money!
Stranger: They were such brave soulds
Stranger: they just didnt know when to put on the red light
Stranger: BUH ZINGG!!!!
You: Haha.
You: Poor kids. Oh well. You should go and try to fuck Sting again.
Stranger: I should...oldie's probably impotent by now though
Stranger: maybe I should try to bang one of them Jonas Brothers
You: Yes!
You: You'll be on all the tabloids!
You: And then you can sue them!
You: Jenny...The robots are coming for me. I must go protect the world.
You: Just know...I'll always love you. And your loose vajayjay.
You have disconnected.


Jun 8th, 2009


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I like cheese!
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: do you like more things?
You: nope. just cheese. you?
Stranger: then you are a mosue
Stranger: mouse*
Stranger: I like chocolate
You: umm, I don't think mice can actually eat cheese. it makes them sick
Stranger: where are you form, france? there they have a lot of cheese
You: and then you feel sorry for them and put the guys and girls together in the same cage to look after each other and then - BLAM! - two weeks later you have like 6000 baby mice. They smell bad
You: No I'm from Zealand
Stranger: lord of the rings?
You: We don't have any cheese here
You: No, that's *New* Zealand. I'm from old Zealand
Stranger: then, the old lord of the rings :D
You: I'm Dutch and I find that offensive.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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