QWOP "You are Qwop, our small nation's sole representative at the Olympic Games. Use the QWOP keys to move your legs. Ideally you will run 100m... but our training program was under-funded" posted to games by rhcpaul, Nov 17th, 2008
Holy shit. I've had some games make me feel like a was a kid again, but that's taking it to a whole new ridiculous level.
Also, I found the basic to it, but I'm going to hold that secret for me, so I'll be on my way to hopping and preventing mild back-falls like a grown-up while y'all still trying to figure out how to walk.
I call bullshit on the guy's inability to keep his feet parallel to the ground, and not vertically and dragging him down to his ultimate national execution for "treason by failure".
Holy shit. I've had some games make me feel like a was a kid again, but that's taking it to a whole new ridiculous level.
Also, I found the basic to it, but I'm going to hold that secret for me, so I'll be on my way to hopping and preventing mild back-falls like a grown-up while y'all still trying to figure out how to walk.
PS: 12.4 meters. Hurray.
I squatted on my right knee and continuously flexed my left leg until the thrusting scooted me unto the 1.2 meter line
32.4 meters
i don't think i was doing it right. i just bounced on my knee very slowly... very slowly.
My best is 3.2 meters, but I did make him do a complete backflip somehow.
Beat that.
i've made it a magnificent 4.6m
i beat it. there is a hurdle at 50 meters that took me forever to get over. then at 100 meters there is a long jump. i got 100.3 meters total.
I call bullshit on the guy's inability to keep his feet parallel to the ground, and not vertically and dragging him down to his ultimate national execution for "treason by failure".
26.9 meters
This game sucks because there's no way to record the "run."
I found it more fun to make the guy land right on his head.
I just figured out how to moonwalk