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Jul 26th, 2008


If you'll excuse me, it's time to go clean the tendency...


Jul 26th, 2008


Unpacking the business?

Quite.


Jul 26th, 2008


Nothing like a beer after extending the wine.

Wait, what?


Jul 26th, 2008


I possess the authority.


Jul 26th, 2008


Sorry for the late comment...

I was retiring the brother


Jul 26th, 2008


Oh god... noticing the milk...


Jul 26th, 2008


I think I just won as I'm milking the number.


Jul 26th, 2008


I would pat the mass but I don't think I have the right parts for that.


Jul 26th, 2008


It takes skill to double the danger.


Jul 26th, 2008


This link has had me raising the hope all night...


Jul 26th, 2008


Using the thing.
This thing reads me like a map.


Jul 27th, 2008


Sorry to say, but I think inventing the need is what your do before masturbating.


Jul 27th, 2008


Well guys, I'd have posted sooner, but I was a little busy "exercising the manager".


Jul 27th, 2008


haha or perhaps I was "Tugging the instrument".


Jul 27th, 2008


haha.. my very first one was "dripping the rice"

That is disgustingly amazing.


Jul 27th, 2008


My favourite... "washing the disease" I'm not getting anywhere near someone doing that.


Jul 27th, 2008


I really was zooming the soap


Jul 27th, 2008


Years ago I came up with "rubbing the lamp until the genie appears" and that's going to be better than anything this site can come up with.


Jul 28th, 2008


haha i just cant help but come back to this.

now if you'll excuse me, i must go squeeze the secretary.


Jul 28th, 2008


I wasn't too lucky. I had a bunch of boring ones before finally getting "Possessing the Devil", but then I realized it was actually written "Possessing the detail".

Also, just now, I barely missed "Exploding the property", which cracks me up for no apparent reason.


Jul 28th, 2008


hmmm............ i'm sorry for "Stroking the Hole"..............pshhh this is hilarious


Jul 28th, 2008


Sorry, I just don't like the way both wheels stop concurrently. Nor do I care for the times it misspells present participles that shouldn't simply have an "ing" tacked on, e.g. those that end in "e." Also, very few of the results are even close to funny.

The late, great George Carlin had lists of actually funny ones:
Male Masturbation
Female Masturbation

They're not all of the form verb the noun, but a lot of them are.

Now excuse me, I have to go manipulate the mango.


Aug 18th, 2008


"Obeying the night"

This is like the title of a Michael McDonald song about masturbation.


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