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May 28th, 2008


That's not what I was thinking, but that's still not a bad idea.


May 28th, 2008


I think I would be inclined to put spiked orange juice in there, just to confuse the guests.


May 29th, 2008


I was thinking more along the lines of human blood.


May 29th, 2008


I was thinking more along the line of fliers about alcoholism. And fill the *other* watermelon with blood.


May 29th, 2008


So a watermelon full of human blood and a skull full of watermelon juice?


May 29th, 2008


YOU'RE a watermelon filled with human blood.


May 29th, 2008


How about YOU get the tape recorder outta MY face.


May 29th, 2008


I am not wearing any pants.


May 30th, 2008


I was going to add to the randomness by shouting something like "PENIS! LIKE THE ONE IN IFNORD'S AVATAR", then I realized it was only a cropped version of his real avatar, which depicts some kind of question mark, not a monochrome dick.


May 30th, 2008


My bicycle is made of weasels.


May 31st, 2008


Basketballs don't hold grudges. What, it's already been done? Damn.


May 31st, 2008


Cold steel is the best defense against rickets.


May 31st, 2008


If you drink, please wear a condom.


Jun 2nd, 2008


If you wear a condom, please drink.


Jun 2nd, 2008


Your mom drinks condoms.


Jun 2nd, 2008


Your mom drinks your mom.


Jun 2nd, 2008


Your mom's mom's face.


Jun 2nd, 2008


Mom mom mom, mom mom.


Jun 4th, 2008


Your momma's so fat, making momma jokes about her would be downright cruel.


Jun 4th, 2008


shadaap! bloody vikings!


Jun 5th, 2008


After his brain surgery, Ted Kennedy told reporters, "I softly my alligator moonbeam."


Jun 5th, 2008


I can't handle all this wackiness. So zany. Lol. Random. Lmbo.


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