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Apr 2nd, 2007

The words "Shirts & Pants" show up 0 times in the address. P'shaw!

Apr 2nd, 2007

Mork & Mindy don't come up either.
I call Shenanigans.

Apr 3rd, 2007

Tits = 0
Ass = 125 times.

You do the math ... friggin' Americans don't know how to prioritise! ;)

Apr 4th, 2007

Flange has never been uttered in a State of Union address. Come on America we need more Flange!

Apr 4th, 2007

Five occurrences pf "pie". Mmmmmm... pie...

No occurrences of "cake".

Apr 5th, 2007

2 sentences contain floor
2 sentences contain pie

Mmmmmm . . . floor pie.

Apr 5th, 2007

His popularity would go up by at least 5% if he used the word "shizzle" more often.

It's a fact.

Apr 6th, 2007

The words "eating" and "abortion" both show up in the 3rd and 6th.

I think we can all accept the humor in this.

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