Have a Slogan Randomly pairs a weird or disturbing word with a commercial slogan, the result: sheer hilarity! posted to generators by Schatten, Feb 12th, 2007
Butt loving - Tastes great, less filling.
Hairy Nipples - Once you POP, you can't STOP!
Roofies - Betcha can't eat just one.
Date Rape- I'm lovin' it.
Poop - When you got it, flaunt it.
Infant Death - The other white meat.
Nerve Gas - That was easy.
Child Abuse: Let your fingers do the walking.
Condoms: A great weekend in every box.
Crabs: Makes hamburgers taste like steakburgers.
Marijuana: Made from the best stuff on earth.
Obesity: Betcha can't eat just one.
Child Abuse: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.
Suicide: Fast, Fast Relief
Leukemia: When you got it, Flaunt it
Rape: Just do it
Constipation: Are you man enough to try it?
Prison: It takes a tough man to make tender chicken
Alcoholism: All Natural, No Caffiene
Alzheimers: Sometimes, You feel like a nut.
Infant Death: That was easy
Genocide: Life's too short
Obesity: Nothing comes closer to home
Bullshit: Your flexible friend
Monkey Humping: Is it in you?
Heroin: M'm m'm good!
Crack: Betcha can't have just one
Genitalia: The greatest show on Earth
Alzheimers: Think different
Erectile Dysfunction: We try harder
Oh dear god I love it. This is front page material for sure.
I think that eventually links will be moved to the front page depending on how many people rate them good. At least that was the plan as I understand it.
Fellatio: Good to the last drop.
Depression: Trusted for over 50 years to relieve minor aches and pains.
Stool Samples: Is it soup yet?
Date Rape: Keep that schoolgirl complextion.
War - Raise your hand if your sure.
Diarrhea - I'm lovin' it.
STDs - Bet you can't eat just one.
Incest - An army of one.
Excessive Gas - Just say cheese.
Menstration - Because I'm worth it.
Crap - Good goes around.
>SODOMY: The San-Francisco treat
>Fellatio: Good to the last drop.
>Marijuana: Made from the best stuff on earth.
OK, I haven't even been to the site yet, and I am weak from laughing at these examples. They are great! If only we could get Madison Avenue to catch onto these. So much better than the usual drivel. Because sodomy IS the San Francisco treat!
Excessive Gas: Yeah, we got that.
Sodomy: One size fits all.
Holocaust: Captain says make it happen.
Cancer: When there's no tomorrow.
Diarrhea: Run faster, jump higher.
Bladder control: The King of Beers.
Beastiality: You've got questions, we've gone(sp?) answers.
Abortion: I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
Alcohol: Kid tested, mother approved.
I'd love if there was an option to keep a certain part and randomize the other only.
Incest: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Murder: An Army of One
Hepatitis: Because I'm worth it.
Crabs: Head for the border
Semen: It's Magically delicious
Murder: Thirst pockets for spill relief.
Bush: It's everywhere you want to be.
STDs: Just do it!
Herpes: Once you POP, you can't Stop!
Crack: Run faster, jump higher!
Paris Hilton: Billions and billions served.
That last one almost made me choke to death laughing.
Infant Death
It helps the hurt stop hurting.
Diarrhea
Head for the mountains.
I particularly enjoyed
Roofies - Let your fingers do the walking.
and
Menstration - It keeps going, and going, and going.
Sodomy
Down on the Farm
HIROSHIMA:
Good to the last drop
Paris Hilton: That was easy.
Crap: What can brown do for you?
Obesity: It's what's for dinner.
Sweet Sweet Love: Fifteen minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.
Penis: Reach out and touch someone.
Condoms: Built tough.
Anal Leakage: It's Magically Delicious.
Venereal disease: The best a man can get.
Butt loving - Tastes great, less filling.
Hairy Nipples - Once you POP, you can't STOP!
Roofies - Betcha can't eat just one.
Date Rape- I'm lovin' it.
Poop - When you got it, flaunt it.
Infant Death - The other white meat.
Nerve Gas - That was easy.
This is so cool.
Child Abuse: Let your fingers do the walking.
Condoms: A great weekend in every box.
Crabs: Makes hamburgers taste like steakburgers.
Marijuana: Made from the best stuff on earth.
Obesity: Betcha can't eat just one.
Child Abuse: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.
Aaand, I'm done.
Ok, one more.
Rape: Have it your way!
Suicide: Fast, Fast Relief
Leukemia: When you got it, Flaunt it
Rape: Just do it
Constipation: Are you man enough to try it?
Prison: It takes a tough man to make tender chicken
Alcoholism: All Natural, No Caffiene
Alzheimers: Sometimes, You feel like a nut.
Infant Death: That was easy
Genocide: Life's too short
Obesity: Nothing comes closer to home
Bullshit: Your flexible friend
Monkey Humping: Is it in you?
Heroin: M'm m'm good!
Crack: Betcha can't have just one
Genitalia: The greatest show on Earth
Alzheimers: Think different
Erectile Dysfunction: We try harder
Oh dear god I love it. This is front page material for sure.
Where's Brad, anyway? This and the Banana over Texas should be shoo-ins.
Perhaps anything attracting over X comments on the Submitted Links page (from different members, of course) should be upgraded automatically?
I would normally agree with that logic, lemon, but then there would be needless spamming to bump links..
It should still come down to respected members of the community feasibly =P
Plus there is often much discussion over how crappy some links are.
SODOMY: The San-Francisco treat
CHILD ABUSE: Where's the cream filling?
NERVE GAS: Something special in the air
These are fun. ...and I'm drunk.
Hiroshima: Billions And Billions Served
Daaaaaamn...
Jesus - Mama Mia, that's a spicey meat ball!
I think that eventually links will be moved to the front page depending on how many people rate them good. At least that was the plan as I understand it.
Penis: Where's the cream filling.
Nothing fits better than that one
Fellatio: Good to the last drop.
Depression: Trusted for over 50 years to relieve minor aches and pains.
Stool Samples: Is it soup yet?
Date Rape: Keep that schoolgirl complextion.
Aaaaand I'm done.
War - Raise your hand if your sure.
Diarrhea - I'm lovin' it.
STDs - Bet you can't eat just one.
Incest - An army of one.
Excessive Gas - Just say cheese.
Menstration - Because I'm worth it.
Crap - Good goes around.
>SODOMY: The San-Francisco treat
>Fellatio: Good to the last drop.
>Marijuana: Made from the best stuff on earth.
OK, I haven't even been to the site yet, and I am weak from laughing at these examples. They are great! If only we could get Madison Avenue to catch onto these. So much better than the usual drivel. Because sodomy IS the San Francisco treat!
Excessive Gas: Yeah, we got that.
Sodomy: One size fits all.
Holocaust: Captain says make it happen.
Cancer: When there's no tomorrow.
Diarrhea: Run faster, jump higher.
Bladder control: The King of Beers.
Beastiality: You've got questions, we've gone(sp?) answers.
Abortion: I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
Alcohol: Kid tested, mother approved.
I'd love if there was an option to keep a certain part and randomize the other only.
Suicide: When there's no tomorrow
Abortion: Save a buck or two.
Incest: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Murder: An Army of One
Hepatitis: Because I'm worth it.
Crabs: Head for the border
Semen: It's Magically delicious
and of course...
Butt loving: Fast, fast, fast relief.
Murder: Thirst pockets for spill relief.
Bush: It's everywhere you want to be.
STDs: Just do it!
Herpes: Once you POP, you can't Stop!
Crack: Run faster, jump higher!
Paris Hilton: Billions and billions served.
That last one almost made me choke to death laughing.
Incest: Kid tested, Mother approved.
Anorexia: Great taste, Less filling.
Micheal Jackson: 58 Varieties
Penis: Betcha Can't Eat Just One
Cunnilingus: What can brown do for you?
Semen
Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
Rape
It keeps going, and going and going...
Abortion
Because I'm worth it.
Abortion: life's too short.
Syphylis: the gift that keeps on giving
Admitedly, this is friggin' hillarious, but I'd like it if you were able to put in your own words. Like 'Brad' or 'In4mador' to see what comes up.
Brad: Like budda ... *shrugs*