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Nov 3rd, 2006


When I grow up, I'm going to be a blender scientist.


Nov 3rd, 2006


There's a few others I would like to see:
Batteries
Human Hand
Hampster
Phosphoric Acid
Gibson Guitar


Nov 3rd, 2006


I have some suggestions as well:
1980's-era WWF wrestler action figures (the solid rubber kind)
Rock salt
100 Vicotin tablets
Precious Moments figurines
Fruitcake
Complete set of D&D polyhedral dice
Steve-O


Nov 3rd, 2006


Is this like the "Will it Float?" segment on Letterman? Where's the chick with the steel bikini & power-grinder?


Nov 3rd, 2006


Thinks I'd like to see blended:

a sock monkey
pennies
a human kidney
soft jazz & underground industrial
another blender (blender cannibalism?)
drawings of wangs
puppies


Nov 3rd, 2006


I need me some cochicken. YUM!


Nov 3rd, 2006


This dude is so white.


Nov 3rd, 2006


"Mmmm, that's good Vicokidney!"

"It's the best I've ever had!"

So did everyone go straight to Cochicken first, or did you go second?


Nov 3rd, 2006


1980's-era WWF wrestler action figures (the solid rubber kind)

M.U.S.C.L.E. Men?


Nov 3rd, 2006


"Yes, it will blend!"

Cool. . .


Nov 3rd, 2006


Pure diamonds!


Nov 3rd, 2006


I was going to suggest my broken iPod or a few dollar store lighters.


Nov 3rd, 2006


A different blender? They can throw my piece of shit Magic Bullet in there.


Nov 3rd, 2006


Nah, Tim, they made a series of wrestling "action" figures in the 80's based on the WWF. I used to have Hillbilly Jim, the Iron Shiek and Hulk Hogan. They were molded in a single pose, and you could bend 'em around but they'd always go back into their pose. They were the most useless action figures I've ever seen... UNTIL THE COMING OF THE BLENDEEEEEERRRRRR....


Nov 3rd, 2006


I'm looking forward to their next product: Will it fission?


Nov 4th, 2006


jbot, what the hell! Why would you put a Gibson in a blender?! Ok, i understand if its an SG because they kind of suck, but not a Les Paul. If you got one you want shot of i'll happily take it off your hands!


Nov 4th, 2006


I said Gibson guitar because it's fewer letters than Epiphone. I dont care what kinda guitar, just blend me a goddamn guitar.


Nov 4th, 2006


They should use the blender to really mix up a Rubik's cube.


Nov 6th, 2006


>Videos advertising a powerful blend.

Man, I thought this would be videos featuring a super-powerful blend of coffee or something. I see now that it advertises a BLENDER. Well, that changes everything. No wonder I was confused by the videos. Super-powerful coffee would be more fun, though.

I think Brad should hire some grammar police.


Nov 6th, 2006


In4mador: a collection of trivial grammar mistakes and those that harp on them.

Firefox 2.0 has spell check.
It's free.


Nov 6th, 2006


That was not a spelling mistake that Firefox would be able to catch.


Nov 6th, 2006


I know, I meant for the other ones.
Meh. I don't like complaining unless I have a crappy solution to the problem.


Nov 7th, 2006


I love my Magic Bullet!


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