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Aug 10th, 2006


Shows you just how dumb the average AOL user is when #11 is "internet".


Aug 10th, 2006


This'd be a lot more interesting if I were still working for a targeted marketing company.

Of course, we usually had more up-to-date info, but at the same time, we had to pay for that.


Aug 10th, 2006


The random feature is a lot of fun, as you get a quick rundown of what they have been searching for, sometimes with scary results.

Incidentally I also checked what searches resulted in www.stripcreator.com being accessed, which included "Tobor Comics" "A good Gay test" and "Half boy half donkey". Which is a good round up of that site ;)

AOL users who clicked through to In4mador.com were looking for "Chris Bliss" and curiously "kenny rogers plastic surgery"


Aug 10th, 2006


I looked it up: we got 490 hits for "kenny rogers plastic surgery" last month.


Aug 10th, 2006


I think it's sad they searched for Google, and any other search engine for that matter.

Although this could be a case of what happens to my mom (who uses AOL): she has her keyboard on caps all the time and it ends up searching for the URL rather than actually going to it. I'm not sure why they'd end up searching for it without the .com, though... I mean, if they knew the name of the website, there's a really good chance they knew where it was located.


Aug 10th, 2006


Almost 9,000 queries for "m"? Yeah, these might not be the most sophisticated Internet users we're talking about. Well, they are on AOL, so it is essentially self-defining.


Aug 10th, 2006


I found some fellow via the Random list that searched for various things including the following:

tribal tattoos
www.myspace.com
singlets
summer wrestling tournaments in new hampshire
www.clowngirls.com
juggalettes gone wicked
insane clown posse hatchet men
www.insaneclownpussy.com
wwe rpg
paranoid social club last cigarette
your my last ciggarette i swear
juggalo holocaust
gathering of the juggalos

This scares me.


Aug 10th, 2006


I also found someone who searched for toenail fungus 7 times.


Aug 10th, 2006


You not got that fungus problem sorted yet Brad ?


Aug 10th, 2006


I found a guy that had about five searches for casinos, twelve searches for "sexy girls" and another five for "loans with bad credit".


Aug 10th, 2006


8703242 is a werewolf!


Aug 11th, 2006


Hmmm... when you search for www.myspace.com, you display your idiocy... when you search for www.my space.com, you show that you are too dumb to breathe.

Unfortunately, more than 1000 people are too dumb to breathe


Aug 11th, 2006


my bad, 12690 are too dumb to breathe. Much Much Worse


Aug 11th, 2006


User 620902 looks like a nice church-going preschool teacher who's about to get married....that likes searching for "HOT MEN!"


Aug 11th, 2006


I wonder if anyone searches for "www.my .com"...

Get it?


Aug 11th, 2006


User 2194224 seems just a little addicted to Porn, Lesbians, blow jobs, And Truckng. I'm thinking Texan.


Aug 12th, 2006


Mr. 7661659 has scabies.


Aug 12th, 2006


13162606: guiche weights and commercial paint sprayers.


Aug 14th, 2006


4824620 likes her alcohol, but is worried about the calories. Poor thing might have to cut back on her drinking!

And 16558323 just scares me. Loves bratz, barbies, male strippers in toledo and cheap cheap weddings.


Aug 15th, 2006


3701393 is apparently a stalker who wants to email some dog kidneys to Emeril.


Aug 16th, 2006


Further research into 711391 reveals that she's not the only one with extramarital intentions!
Also, the kids aren't going through a good time with all this running around to meet online lovers.


Sep 11th, 2006



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