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May 5th, 2006

"Although the glass does not currently get hot enough to toast bread, some day this application may be possible. "

Why not just make a website full of any other random crap that comes into your head that one day "may be possible" ?

Electric frankfurter? May be possible.
Self-cleaning socks? May be possible.
Remote controlled donkey fellater? May be possible.

Bunch. Of. Arse.

May 5th, 2006

"Although the glass does not currently get hot enough to toast bread. . ."

This is where I stopped paying attention.

May 5th, 2006

I just built a warp drive out of an egg timer, a rubber band, and some aluminum foil. It doesn't actually go anywhere yet, but someday it may be possible.

May 5th, 2006

At last, my lifelong dream of watching bread turn into toast will come true. OH GLORIOUS DAY! All day, I shall sing hymns of thanks to the clear toaster gods. Oh, wait. It doesn't _work_. So that's helpful, a website for a toaster that doesn't toast now, but MAY in the future. Damn you technology, and all your shortcomings!

May 5th, 2006

The origami DVD player is hypothetically neat.

May 5th, 2006

Seems a bit fragile to me. All these paper-thin LCD screens just seem like a pretty bad idea.

May 6th, 2006

Someday, can't we all just sit back and say it can't get anymore technical and advanced and be okay with that?

The only thing I want is Manatee Machine. It would poop out manatees like a soft serve ice cream vendor. It may be possible.

May 8th, 2006

Thanks for getting my hopes up :(

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