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Dec 4th, 2005


amusing.


Dec 4th, 2005


The condensed Hitchiker's Guide annoyed me, but the condensed Dune made it all worth it:

FRANK HERBERT
I'm lots smarter than you are. I challenge you to understand even one of my paragraphs!

READER
Gee, Frank Herbert is smart. I can't even find the plot.

THE END

Love it!


Dec 4th, 2005


Well, I submitted a condensed version of 'Forge of God' by Greg Bear, but seeing as how it says the latest addition to the page was in September of last year, I'm not holding my breath.


Dec 4th, 2005


I'm gonna use one of the summaries for a book report and pass!
(doesn't pass)

Aww man, the internet failed me.


Dec 4th, 2005


Some of these are very funny, at least the ones I've read. Useful when looking for original plots. You just don;t use these.


Dec 5th, 2005


Some are pretty funny, but the Vonnegut-hater writing condensed Vonnegut is pretty lame. It's "ultra-condensed" not "ultra-condescending."


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