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Nov 3rd, 2005


lol.. nice.. Lest we forget, they are all dead and leave generations of families behind... *sigh*

BWHAAHAHAA! HE HAD SEX WITH A HORSE!!


Nov 3rd, 2005


Judas Iscariot exploded? Man, did Mel Gibson miss out! Maybe he can make The Passion of the Christ: Exploding Judas Edition. He can even have the flaming ring thing like Lucas added to the Death Star explosion.


Nov 3rd, 2005


Oh, and Attila the Hun? Talk about performance anxiety!


Nov 3rd, 2005


I saw the shooting of R. Budd Dwyer on 'Many Faces of Death' with a friend of mine. It was, quite possibly, the single most disturbing thing I've ever seen.

Yet my friend, from Iran, laughed all the way through it.

In hind sight, I suppose I could see the humour. There was a bunny in the blood/brain splotch on the wall behind him. *shudders*


Nov 3rd, 2005


They don't have one listed. I would list it, but I don't have a verifible source and I am blocked from vandalizing wikipedia so much. Anyway, here is the story:

Some guy worked at a zoo, and one of the elephants was constipated. They fed it lots and lots of fiber and such to try and get the flow going, but this beast wasn't taking it. So this poor vet had to inject an enema into the elephant anally. As he was doing this, the elephant suddenly let loose, knocking the guy against the concrete and unconcious. Then he was buried alive in the elephant's shit and he died.

Pretty unusual, if I say so myself.


Nov 3rd, 2005


It is my life's goal to be included in this list.



Nov 3rd, 2005


By the way, how else would you give an elephant an enema but anally?

On second thought, don't answer that.


Nov 3rd, 2005


"By the way, how else would you give an elephant an enema but anally?"

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

(with friends like these, who needs enemas?)


Nov 3rd, 2005


Well thanks for clearing that up for me. It is my life goal to be always right.


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