This is funnier than I thought it would be. I love how some of the 'tubbies are black.
The photographs almost make it feel like they're revealing something secret and unavailable to the general public. It's like they're flying over restricted airspace near Groom Lake, Nevada, that these photographs cost the pilot and photographer their lives. THE SUPERDOME IS REAL! IT'S A SPACESHIP!
Yeah, I like the conspiracy quality the satellite imagery adds to it. Jonathan Frakes should host a TELETUBBIES REVEALED special.
What about that giant flaming baby-head? Where's that come from?
That's a funny story, actually. It's a decapitated baby head that has been wired with animatronics and grown to 100x its original size then permenantly fixed to a large transparent dome that surrounds the site. All the Teletubby actors are permenantly encased in the dome. When they die, they are buried and the animatronic baby vomits out new actors from the ouside world. If a "tubby" actor manages to survive 10 years of playing one of those things, be he released, but only after having all of his limbs surgically removed and his mouth melted shut. It's a painful procedure, but after being in that dome for 10 years, it's a welcome release.
That's ridiculous. Letting the actors go in any form is too great a risk. They simply replace them with cybernetic clones with computers for brains, like the kid in D.A.R.Y.L.
Then, when they eventually kill the real actors, the cyborgs have already taken over their former lives for a decade.
More teletubby stupidness!
My IQ just fropped a feew pointtrs
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