Holy cow... I want one.
My scrolling mesage...
"WANTED: Young Ladies. Apply below..."
I was thinking that the default message programmed onto the buckle should be something like "I AM A DWEEB FOR WEARING THIS."
This seems pricey. And silly.
Y'know, I was just saying to myself the other day, "Zilla, you need to find a way to get people to stare at your crotch for an uncomfortable length of time, without breaking any public obscenity laws". Once again, industry, science, and technology find the answers to my quandaries.
I pray that anyone sporting one of these is hit by a truck.
You say amen when you are finished praying, not "thank you".
My scrolling message: "I PAID TOO MUCH FOR THIS JUST TO TUCK IN MY SHIRT AND LOOK GAY."
That might be too long though.
Well, you guys must have founf the generic over priced bullshit they try and sell at flea markets, I work for the company that makes them if your interterested....you can program up to 16 not 6...16 messages into our led belts and have up tp 256 chars. in it insted of the crapy knockoffs...plus ours last 45 hours on our batterys insted of like...what 25 hours...yeah...we ruls that much...the website is www.streettags.com.....thanks
Fantastic Maggie... We can now have a CHEAPER, LONGER LASTING version of a stupid, tacky piece of merchandise.
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