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May 25th, 2005


I never thought you could put make love and chess in the same sentence. I was wrong.


May 26th, 2005


And my dad said chess would never lead to blowjobs...


May 26th, 2005


For the person with no real love life theres LoveChess!... Only sad losers who have never had contact with a real woman would actually buy this.


May 26th, 2005


But aren't there better sex simulators? I mean, if you're looking for a sex simulator, do you really want to worry about playing chess?


May 26th, 2005


Not enough lesbo sex for my tastes.


May 26th, 2005


Top Ten Obvious Jokes That Haven't Been Made Yet:

1) Bishop takes Pawn... Pawn's parents file for a lawsuit.

2) Queen was originally a King in Battle Chess.

3) Now you can make love... AND war!

4) Any capture involving the Knight is illegal in 47 States.

5) In the home version of this game, the Rook requires 2 AA batteries.

6) This game was programmed by Deep Blue's randy prototype, Deep Throat.

7) Parents who discover their kids playing this, are bound to have mixed emotions about it.

8) Rook captures must be disturbing... Even the loosest of women are going to experience a little discomfort from being mounted by a large stone building.

9) I understand that the checkers version of this game was popular on Gay.com.

10) I remember when the Queen was Checkmate Of The Year, November 1996.


May 26th, 2005


I didn't know David Letterman's staff visited in4mador?


May 27th, 2005


It's nearly impossible to download the demo.


May 28th, 2005


This is so more more erotic in Espanol.


May 28th, 2005


I had to problem downloading the demo. Don't bother though, it has no hot pawn on rook action.


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