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Apr 17th, 2005


Here's how they described it:

"A live pet kept in a backyard (Backyard System) feels a whole body fondling by its owner who is located remotely (Office System)."

I honestly thought it was going to be kinky porn.


Apr 17th, 2005


Weirdest. Thing. Ever.


Apr 17th, 2005


I...wha...hu...

what the fuck?


Apr 18th, 2005


I've always wanted to pet a chicken from another room.


Apr 18th, 2005


the future is now


Apr 18th, 2005


Okay, what the hell?


Apr 18th, 2005


Is this like Virtual Voodoo or something?

Can it translate into stabbity-stabbity?


Apr 18th, 2005


Sneaking off to another room to choke the chicken isn't a particularly new idea.


Apr 18th, 2005


I think it was secretly developed for phone sex.


Apr 18th, 2005


This is scary. I bet the chicken in the other room is really freaked out.


Apr 18th, 2005


What if they let the chicken pet itself?


Apr 18th, 2005


The universe would explode, no doubt.


Apr 18th, 2005


that'd be a cool way to control one of those massage chairs.


Apr 19th, 2005


We'll have webcam chicks we can fondle with our mice within five years.


Apr 19th, 2005


But I want it now!


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