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Feb 25th, 2005


Feb 25th, 2005

Well I was proud of my 840....but not anymore.....

Feb 25th, 2005

3328.78m's worth of clicking randomly and being quite confused.

Feb 25th, 2005

i think i uh... won...

Feb 25th, 2005

Needs more tentacle rape.

Feb 25th, 2005


Feb 26th, 2005

Beat my record, new one:

Also I got a "combo special" at one point, I still have no idea how to avoid that girl who is all like STOP!

Feb 26th, 2005

All the girls in my life are all like STOP!

Mar 4th, 2005

6139.64m - boo ya

Make sure you click the screen every time it says "special", and sometimes you can click the screen when the guy (the ball) is visible in the air, above people and you'll get a teleport boost. The chick on the bike pops into the air and slaps your ass around some more.

Mar 4th, 2005

6829.70 meters... or for those of you still accustomed to miles, that's about 4.2438 miles.

I got a "Cosmic Force Field" which gives you a boost whenever you hit the ground. Apparently under the right conditions, that "through and run" girl actually helps you out.

Jul 3rd, 2005

5989 I got stopped by that stupid chick, i was still going fast

Jul 5th, 2005

Why is this fun? I'm not saying its not, but...why??

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